Oops...

Who fell asleep on the sofa last night?

Who had a ciggie on the go at the time?

Who's going to have to go to Ikea on Saturday and buy a new sofa cover?

Erm... *sheepishly raises hand*

At least it was fireproof - could've ended up like Steve Marriott...

Well, well, well...

Apparently my boss+1 was at school with Jona Lewie and played guitar in his first band (I have now amused him by adding a reference to the band to the Wikipedia entry).

I was at college with the Crown Prince of Brunei (no slouch at the pool table, I can tell you). Anyone else educated alongside a celebrity?