Ah, if only...

Bill Gates
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans, Scientologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

PETA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Peter Hain, David Blunkett
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Tony Blair
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell